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uk1971
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There is nothing better at 5pm on a Friday afternoon, than to call up the airport and have one of these names paged...
Kareem O'Weet (Cream of Wheat) Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and Coffee) Kay Neine (Canine) Kay O'Pectate (Kaopectate) Ken Oppenner (Can Opener) Kenitra Bush (Can I Eat Your Bush) Kenny Dewitt (Can He Do It?) Kenny Fakur (Can he F*ck her) Kent Cook (Can't Cook) Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign Slogan) Kimmy Head (Give Me Head) Lance Lyde (Landslide) Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy) Lee Keyrear (Leaky Rear) Lee Nover (Lean Over) Len DeHande (Lend a Hand) Leo Tarred (Leotard) Lily Livard (Lily Livered) Lisa Neucar (Lease a New Car) Liz Onnia (Lasagna) Lou Briccant (Lubricant) Lon Moore (Lawn Mower) Luke Adam Go (Look at Him Go) Lou Sirr (Loser) Lou Stooth (Loose Tooth) Louise E. Anna (Louisiana) Lowden Clear (Loud and Clear) Luke Atmyass (Look At My Ass) Luna Tick (Lunatic) Lyle Ike Adogg (Lie Like a Dog) Lynn Guini (Linguini) Lynn Meabuck (Lend Me a Buck) Mabel Syrup (Maple Syrup) Madame Crotch (My Damn Crotch) Madka Owdiseez (Mad Cow Disease) Manuel Labor (Manual labor) Marcus Absent (Mark Us Absent) Marge Innastraightline (March in a Straight Line) Marion Money (Marrying Money) Mark Mywords (Mark My Words) Mark Z. Spot (Mark The Spot) Marsha Dimes (March of Dimes) Martha Fokker (Motherf*cker) Mary Christmas (Merry Christmas) Mary Gold (Marigold) Mary Juana (Marijuana) Mary Ott (Marriot) Mary Thonn (Marathon) Master Bates (Masturbates) May I. Tutchem (May I Touch Them?) May O'Nays (Mayonaise) Max E. Mumm (Maximum) Max E. Pad (Maxi Pad) Megan Bacon (Makin' Bacon) Mel Keetehts (Milky Tits) Melissa Tothis (Ma, Listen to This) Mel Practiss (Malpractice) Michael Toris (My Clitoris) Michelle Lynn (Michelin) Midas Well (Might As Well...) Mike Hunt (My C*nt) Mike Ockhurts (My C*ck Hurts) Mike Ocksmall (My C*ck's Small) Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft) Mike Rotchburns (My Crotch Burns) Milly Meter (Millimeter) Minnie Skurt (Miniskirt) Miss Alanius (Miscellaneous) Misty Meanor (Misdemeanor) Mitch Again (Michigan) Miya Buttreaks (My Butt Reaks) Moe DeLawn (Moe the Lawn) Moe Lester (Molester) Moe Skeeto (Mosquito) Moe Telsiks (Motel Six) Mary Ott (Marriot) Mort Tallity (Mortality) Myra Maines (My Remains) Mysha Long (My Shlong) Nadia Seymour (Now do you see more?) Nida Lyte (Need a Light) Neil B. Formy (Kneel Before Me) Neve Adda (Nevada) Nick L. Andime (Nickel and Dime) Nick O'Teen (Nicotine) Nick Ovtime (Nick Of Time) Oliver Closeoff (All of her Clothes Off) Ophelia Titzoff (I'll Feel Your Tits Off) Opie Umsgood (Opium's Good) Otto B. Kilt (Ought to be Killed) Otto Whackew (Ought to Whack You) Paige Turner (Page Turner) Papa Boner (Pop a Boner) Pat Myckok (Pat My C*ck) Patty Meltt (Umm....Patty Melt) Patty O'Furniture (Patio Furniture) Pearl E. Gates(Pearly Gates) Pearl E White (Pearly White) Peppy Roni (Pepperoni) Pete Zaria (Pizzeria) Peter Pantz (Peed her pants) Phil A. Delphia (Philadelphia) Phil Atio (Fellatio) Phil DeGrave (Fill the grave) Phil Down (Feel Down) Phil McCracken (Fill My Crack In) Phil Myez (Feel My Ass) Phil Mypockets (Fill my pockets) Phillip McCrevice (Fill up my Crevice) Phyllis Schlong (Feel his Shlong) Polly Esther Pantts (Polyester Slacks) Poppa Woody (Pop A Woody) P*ssy Galore (Well...What the hell do you think it means?!) Quimby Ingmeen (Quit Being Mean) Quint S. Henschel (Quintessential) Quinton Chingme (Quit Touching Me) Quinton Plates (Contemplates) Rachel DeScrimination (Racial Descrimination) Ray N. Carnation (Reincarnation) Ray Pugh (Rape You) Renee Sance (Renaisance) Rick Kleiner (Recliner) Rick O'Shea (Ricochet) Rip Tile (Reptile) Rita Book (Read a Book) Robin D.Craydle (Robbing the Cradle) Robin Banks (Robbing Banks) Robin Meeblind (Robbing Me Blind) Ron A. Muck (Run Amuck) Ruben Mycock (Rubbing My C*ck) Russell Ingleaves (Rustling Leaves) Sadie Word (Say the Word) Sal Ami (Salami) Sal Sage (Sausage) Sal T. Penuz (Salty Penis or Peanuts) Sam Manilla (Salmonella) Sam Pull (Sample) Sam Dayoulpay (Some day you'll pay) Sam Urai (Samurai) Samson Night (Samsonite) Sarah Doctorinthehouse (Is There a Doctor in the House) Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the Rocks) Seaman Sample (Semen Sample) Seymour Butts (See more butts) Sheeza Freak (She's a Freak) Sheri Cola (Cherry Cola) Sherman Wadd Evver (Sure Man, Whatever) Shirley Knot (Surely not?) Shirley U. Jest (Surely You Jest) Sid Down (Sit Down) Sir Fin Waves (Surfin' Waves) Stacey Rhect (Stays Erect) Stan Dup (Stand up) Stu Padasso (Stupid Asshole) Stu Pitt (Stupid) Sue Case (Suitcase) Sue E. Side (Suicide) Sue Permann (Superman) Sue Shi (Sushi) Sue Ridge (Sewage) Sue Yourazzof (Sue Your Ass Off) Tanya Hyde (Tan Your Hide) Tara Newhall (Tear a New Hole) Tate Urchips (Tater Chips) Ted E. Baer (Teddy Bear) Telly Vision (Television) Teresa Green (Trees are Green) Tess Tickle (Testicle) Tim Burr (Timber) Tina See (Tennessee) Titus Balsac (Tightest Ball Sack) Torah Hyman (Tore a Hymen) Ty Tannick (Titanic) Ty Tass (Tight Ass) Tyrone Shoes (Tie Your Own Shoes) Ulee Daway (You Lead the Way) U.P. Freehly (You Pee Freely) Val Crow (Velcro) Val Lay (Valet) Val Veeta (Velveeta) Vlad Tire (Flat Tire) Walter Melon (Watermelon) Warren Piece (War and Peace) Wayne Deer (Reindeer) Wayne Kerr (Wanker) Willie Maykit (Will He Make It?) Wilma Leggrowbach (Will My Leg Grow Back?) Winnie Bago (Winnebago) Winnie Dipoo (Winnie the Pooh) Woody U. No (What Do You Know?) Xavier Breath (Save Your Breath) Xavier Money (Save Your Money) Yerma Wildo (Your Mom Will Do) Yousuckmynuts N. Scratchm (You Suck My Nuts and Scratch Them) Yule B. Sari (You'll Be Sorry) Zeke N. Yeshallfind (Seek and You Shall Find) Zelda Kowz (Sell the Cows) Zoltan Pepper (Salt and Pepper)  
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oohhh nnoooo!!! my names innnnare!
  
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