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Topic: IS THAT A MIRRROR IN YOUR PANTS??
Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Sun 02/03/08 06:07 AM
Are those astronaut pants? Because your ass is out of this world! hey thats good one...and how can you see my ass??? Im in your closet right now...dun dun dun.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Sun 02/03/08 06:08 AM
Do you see that guy over there? He's too embarrassed to ask you for your phone number. You see, I forgot my phone tonight and he's going to need to know where to pick me up in the morning.

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sun 02/03/08 06:08 AM
Got any Irish in ya Jen? If not, want some?

Unknow Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 2554	Sun 02/03/08 06:09 AM
Are those astronaut pants? Because your ass is out of this world! hey thats good one...and how can you see my ass??? Im in your closet right now...dun dun dun.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Sun 02/03/08 06:09 AM
"Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?"

Unknow Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 2554	Sun 02/03/08 06:09 AM
Do you see that guy over there? He's too embarrassed to ask you for your phone number. You see, I forgot my phone tonight and he's going to need to know where to pick me up in the morning. oh my god these are getting worse!!

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Sun 02/03/08 06:10 AM
Jenny must of had some good dreams to be at this, this early in the morning

Unknow Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 2554	Sun 02/03/08 06:10 AM
Got any Irish in ya Jen? If not, want some? jesus they are getting worse!!

Unknow Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 2554	Sun 02/03/08 06:11 AM
Jenny must of had some good dreams to be at this, this early in the morning its 2.15 in the afternoon here love!! ive been up hours!

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Sun 02/03/08 06:12 AM
Well then it must have been one wonderfull dream to have you thinking about it all day. It must have had me in it :p

Unknow Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 2554	Sun 02/03/08 06:13 AM
Well then it must have been one wonderfull dream to have you thinking about it all day. It must have had me in it :p

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Sun 02/03/08 06:13 AM
Well then it must have been one wonderfull dream to have you thinking about it all day. It must have had me in it :p Purrs

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Sun 02/03/08 06:16 AM
Got any Irish in ya Jen? If not, want some? jesus they are getting worse!! Oh yea they will move us now

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Sun 02/03/08 06:17 AM
Oh my goodness! I guess there are really EIGHT wonders, but the Pyramids and The Great Wall of China pale in comparison to the vision in front of me now.

Unknow Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 2554	Sun 02/03/08 06:18 AM Edited by Unknow on Sun 02/03/08 06:21 AM
Got any Irish in ya Jen? If not, want some? jesus they are getting worse!! Oh yea they will move us now no they wont its not dirty.jesus we were really dirty the other day and they moved us to chit chat!!! lol

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sun 02/03/08 06:18 AM
Hey, hey, hey... My eyes are up here.

Mac60 Joined Mon 09/17/07 Posts: 706	Sun 02/03/08 06:19 AM
coz i can see myself in them!! sorry folks couldnt resist that one! All talk and no action.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Sun 02/03/08 06:23 AM
Don't like'em looking at your sock...er...um...package, do ya Jonathan? Hey, hey, hey... My eyes are up here.

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sun 02/03/08 06:55 AM
Sock? No, this is life sized Scotchman, bro. ...Unlike my phone memory.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Sun 02/03/08 07:01 AM
More than a wee Bonny Star to be sure say I to the lasses when trying to trade peeks under the kilt.