Topic: Haiku's written by Cats | |
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Not written by me..........just sharing what was sent to me
The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point Contains no tuna. So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle's closer. There's no dignity In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where. Seeking solitude I am locked in the closet. For once I need you. Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none. Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow's taken. Your mouth is moving Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest. My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? Most problems can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through. Cats can't steal the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn. I don't mind being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two. So you call this thing Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death." Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot. |
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cute
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Love it!
Already copied and pasted it to email to friends! Thanks! |
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awwwwwwwwwwh, I love this stuff
awesome whom ever wrote it.... |
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I've said it before and I will say it again, now you know why dogs are pets and cats have staff...........
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Yeah, us little bugger's
but I love it when I am sad, or crying....and they all cuddle in before you know it your patting them then playing and forgetting what the hell you where crying about in the first place |
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Haven't got cats now, but remember the joy I received from them, and yes, they do own us
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