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Topic: She's Alive
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sat 02/02/08 07:33 PM
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out: "Watch that f*cking wall!"

laidroccordial Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 568	Sat 02/02/08 07:35 PM
hahaha

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Sat 02/02/08 07:36 PM
I didn't know you had a tat on your boob uk

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Sat 02/02/08 07:37 PM
OMG

KELLYLS30 Joined Sun 11/25/07 Posts: 368	Sat 02/02/08 07:40 PM
I didn't know you had a tat on your boob uk i was wondering if that was a man or a woman...

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Sat 02/02/08 07:41 PM


uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sat 02/02/08 07:50 PM
I didn't know you had a tat on your boob uk i was wondering if that was a man or a woman... These viagra pills have the weirdest side effects.

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Sat 02/02/08 08:10 PM

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