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Nice new pic man! You keep changing them so I can see all your different looks. This looks older though. Was this when you were modeling for "Man Hole" magazine, or when you were still dating George Michael?
Whatever it takes to choke back the tears of offspring disappointment. So YOUR'RE the reason my mom decided to become a lesbian and laughs hysterically when she watched Michael Bolton videos!? No, your head is FAR to big for that... It's got its own gravitational pull. My cursor is trying to orbit your picture as we speak.  
That was a wildebeest. Get it right, Sam Kinison's ghost.
and you that Edi Amin fu<ked albino buffalo. 
Anything's possible my friend. I mean, you're living proof that Carol Burnett did in fact have a threesome with Bob Goldwaite and Mikey Bolton. (tugging on my ear) good one!
Didn't know it was possible for Ving Rhames to mate with a naked mole rat. Hey Beachfarmer... Bono just called me and wanted me to tell you he wants his hat back. Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Actually, you were rather good in "The Green Mile", but again.. you were playing close to type. Hey Mr. Bolton... You have that movie on DVD? How many times do you watch that scene over and over with a bottle of Jergens? Now sing "Georgia" for me one more time... rtaylor...... I know what "The Gimp" did to you.
id love to see things from your point of view but i cant seem to get my head that far up my ass
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Look what imagination did for the dixie cup - wannabe petrie dish you came from.
I feel sorry for children's nightmares in your town. Oh come on you guys! Let's see some IMAGINATION in here huh?? |
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rt...shouldn't you be getting back to the Scrubs set.
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"Some folks calls it a Sling Blade, I calls it a Kaiser Blade... Ummmm Hmmmm..."
Oh come on you guys! Let's see some IMAGINATION in here huh?? |
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We're on hiatus until the writer's strike is over, but I haven't forgotten about you. As SOON as we have a "middle aged man with a bad comb-over" part I swear, you got the part!
rt...shouldn't you be getting back to the Scrubs set. |
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We're on hiatus until the writer's strike is over, but I haven't forgotten about you. As SOON as we have a "middle aged man with a bad comb-over" part I swear, you got the part! rt...shouldn't you be getting back to the Scrubs set. your mommas so fat then when they need daylight they ask you to shift her ass
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We're on hiatus until the writer's strike is over, but I haven't forgotten about you. As SOON as we have a "middle aged man with a bad comb-over" part I swear, you got the part! rt...shouldn't you be getting back to the Scrubs set. your mommas so fat then when they need daylight they ask you to shift her ass
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Fri 02/01/08 10:08 PM
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You're all a bunch of inbred
stretchlipped camel slurping gurglers who would bring your own ky to jail if they allowed mentally challenged sheep boofers who try to pick their noses and just poke themselves in the eye and ask, "who did that?" Good Night! Special Props to RT and Aaronsdad
I'm insulted by your very presence!
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You're all a bunch of inbred stretchlipped camel slurping gurglers who would bring your own ky to jail if they allowed mentally challenged sheep boofers who try to pick their noses and just poke themselves in the eye and ask, "who did that?" Good Night! Special Props to RT and Aaronsdad
I'm insulted by your very presence!
And I bet you googled that you heap of wombat wank.  
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No Googling, just a little inspiration from across the pond.
.....from a schmegma stain on the sheets of humanity. 
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No Googling, just a little inspiration from across the pond. .....from a schmegma stain on the sheets of humanity.
hey been a long time since i've seen you, about time |
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No Googling, just a little inspiration from across the pond. .....from a schmegma stain on the sheets of humanity.
hey been a long time since i've seen you, about time If you wore glasses you'd be able to see anything.
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Your mustache looks like my carpet
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Your mustache looks like my carpet You look as if my feet have used your face as a carpet.
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No Googling, just a little inspiration from across the pond. .....from a schmegma stain on the sheets of humanity.
Did greenpeace try and save you last time they saw you on the beach?
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It's true the folks at GreenPeace would recognize me on the beach..........
Much like the people from The Special Olympics would recognize you..........  well....just about anywhere.
I mean how hard would it be to misplace a hook nosed, needs a headband to keep the foreskin out of his eyes, sloped headed, bolt in his neck but not quite alive, should have run down his Daddy's leg instead of impregnating a platypus, slack jawed little weasel such as yourself.
No Googling, just a little inspiration from across the pond. .....from a schmegma stain on the sheets of humanity.
Did greenpeace try and save you last time they saw you on the beach?
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All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sat 02/02/08 09:35 PM
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No Googling, just a little inspiration from across the pond. .....from a schmegma stain on the sheets of humanity.
hey been a long time since i've seen you, about time  Good to hear that "music" is still playing in this place!
A bunch sweeter to hear than the squeaking sphincter that followed your post.
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You're so ugly I hear your mother had to tie a chop round your neck so the dog would play with you.
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ur mama dresses u funny and 14 pages of it
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