Stan was in a bar, drinking too much, until he fell off his stool. "Thats it!" Snaps the bartender,"You're cut off!" As Stan is crawling out of the bar, he begs for one more beer. "No! You're cut off. You'd better get home." So stan continues down the block towards home. He reaches the doorstep where he passes out. The next morning his wife finds him and asks, "You got drunk last night, didn't you?"
"How did you know", Asked stan.
"The bartender just called, you left your wheelchair there again last night."