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A husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their 10 children. A blind man joined them after a few minutes. When the bus finally arrived, it was pretty full, and the driver would only let the wife and kids get on it. So the husband and the blind man decided to walk. After a few blocks, the husband got irritated by the noise of the blind mans stick as he tapped it on the sidewalk, and said to him, "why don't you put a piece of rubber on the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy!" The blind man replied, "If you had put a rubber on the end of your stick, wed be riding the bus right now, so shut the f*ck up!"
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i love the drama queens. shows what a pathetic life some folks live.
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This is Smart Asses R Us!!!!
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"Drama Free?!?" How long have you been on this site?? Eleven minutes?? ![]() thats the same thing i was thinking |
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Any drama, and I just inject a bit of sarcasm into it. Yeah, sure, I get yelled at for being an insensitive bastard, but it's usually by the person stirring up the drama. Eff em! I do love JSH, though! (= All ya'll are great fun! (=
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Pardon my ignorance! I tell you there is so much drama over there it is not even funny.
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I hope smartasses are welcome- or I will be taking my leave now!!!
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where pray tell where is over there and yes we like smart asses fire away pause slinging **** back
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Hope I don't get struck by lightening, or turn into a pillar of salt but it is datehookup-also a free site.
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Nah, you can pretty much say what you want in the forums here... just a few common sense guidelines listed in the "Forum Rules" thread at the top of every forum. |
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I heard my name being called....
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I heard my name being called.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Aaronsdad and I went to a brewers baseball game in milwaukee. Nice day. Eatin brats, drinkin 16 ounce beers at 8 bucks a pop. Aaronsdad elbows me and says "Hey biker! Look back about 4 rows. That woman with the skirt you can see right up! She's got black panties on!" I casually looked and said "no way man, she's not wearing any panties, that's her bush." aaronsdad says "No way man, she's got black panties on." I looked again and said "no, no, she's not wearing any panties. I'm telling you that's her bush." aaronsdad looks again and says "no way, I bet you a dollar she's wearing black panties." I said "you're on, its a bet! Now how we gonna find out for sure?" aaronsdad says "I got an idea!" So he walks back to the row the womans in and walks down the row and purposely drops his baseball cap in front of her making it look like an accident and getting a good peek when he reached down to pick it up as I was laughing my ass off at our behavior. He made his way back down with a wierd look on his face. I said "So I was right wasn't I? she's not wearing any panties is she? Pay up, you owe me a buck!" aaronsdad says "No, you were wrong." I said "well I owe you a buck then! So she had black panties on huh? They look good? She really had black panties on?" aaronsdad says "NO!" I looked at him strangely and said "Well if she wasn't wearing black panties, and it wasn't her bush, what was it then?" Aaronsdad turned to look at me and said "FLIES!!!"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh great... now you're gonna get us BOTH booted outta here! |
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That's a great one admit it. Ha ha ha ha ha
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JMO but ya'll might need to stay away from that one!
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But LHB the original question was about smart-asses... NOT sick-F^*ks! |
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I got soooooo many I can't do on here.
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This is Smart Asses R Us!!!! Isn't it though ![]() |
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six of one-half a dozen of the other
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