Ok, so after I'm done typing this, I'm going to post my old profile below. I just rewrote it so do me a favor. Check out the old one, look at the new one, and tell me what you think. Ok? Thanks. You're awesome.

Old Profile:

Headline:

Tired of all the B****es looking for a "keeper".

Profile:

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big **** and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

Thats just what women are looking for ( old profile)

Personally, I think you sound like an obnoxious brat in both of them.

Sorry I think both are retarded

Tell me about it. It worked a little too well with the last girl. Usually it's the guys that are creepy and try to rush things, but this girl wanted my phone number after 10 minutes.



Thank you for answering honestly.