Topic: Favorite ice breakers and pickup lines | |
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here's the best one by far:
"hi" |
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"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
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Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me???
yaaaaaaaaaaaa I know that was baaaaaaaaaaaad!!! |
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YOu know, that shirt and those pants....they'd look really good on the floor next to my bed
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YOu know, that shirt and those pants....they'd look really good on the floor next to my bed |
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I had a guy ask me if i had russin in me..i said no..he said i can put some in you..i felt like an ass lol
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hell yeah, thast why i'm up at 4am doing laundry
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hell yeah, thast why i'm up at 4am doing laundry |
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11 hours away for me!
and i don't have another day off till wednesday.. Oh bother. |
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If I have to shovel anymore snow I think my arm is going to fall off
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well, if it does, pack it in snow, and mail it to me, i could use a third!
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well, if it does, pack it in snow, and mail it to me, i could use a third! |
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OH, come on, you know you want to! WHat if i traded you for it?
I've got fanta! |
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OH, come on, you know you want to! WHat if i traded you for it? I've got fanta! |
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You won't have to shovel snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'D BE GREAT! |
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You won't have to shovel snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'D BE GREAT! |
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Heh, i could teach you how to be a lefty its not that hard.
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Heh, i could teach you how to be a lefty its not that hard. |
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Just remember, i still have that Fanta
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My favorite a guy said to me was--
I'd only kick you out of bed because theres more room on the floor... it worked hehe |
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