got any i have a few...i work EMS so they tend to get good..


take the box spring out of the bed and replace it with another mattress, the bed will fall threw and land on the floor....


we used to take nitro paste and smear it on the door handles...if any one knows about this...it's funny but it sucks...the person grabs the handle and instant head ache....

In high school a few of us put nair in someone's jock strap, not a pretty sight lol

one of my favs...

2 syringes, at least 50 cc each.
a Popsicle stick
red coolaid
and some super glue..

glue the edges of the syringes to the long ends of the stick, enough room to where is fits on the out sides of the brake peddle.
fill the syringes with the cool aid and set the syringes under the brake peddle and wait....it should spray in their crotch

Nor smell I imagine.

neither is bengay

throw salt or powdered sugar in some ones sleeping bag...

salt they wake up like a salted pretzel
powdered sugar- like a glazed donut

Gamm, you are rotten!!

gamma u ought to get punished for being a joker.

i have tons more....we locked our boss in the bathroom while he was on the pot and unloaded a fire extinguisher under the door....

i like to take those disco balls with the light in em and put on the stretcher with the power out and plug it into the inverter...

they start the truck up and instant disco in the back of the ambulance

My ex-boss's office had a big oak door on it. But at the bottom of the door, there was a nice half inch or so gap. So one evening as the rest of us were still at work, but the boss left early (again), we hatched our plan.

Using two towels, we plugged the bottom of the door from each side, leaving just about a 5 inch long gap in the middle of the door.

Seizing some talcum powder and a borrowed hair dryer (with a decent extension cord to reach down the hall, proceeded to pour the talcum powder in front of the gap.. and then blasted it with the hair dryer.

After one full bottle of talcum powder was emptied into the room... we decided on doing only half the second bottle. When that was complete, we removed the towels, and waited till boss man got in the next morning.

The look on the man's face was priceless when he opened his (locked!) office, and saw a thin layer of powdered whiteness covering EVERYTHING in the office. The plan worked BRILLIANTLY! Of course, there IS a reason why he is my EX boss... (=

hahahaha nice...

i got my boss really good one day at the hospital while he was getting a cat scan....he had this back problem and i set it up so when he came back it was gonna look like he was gonna get a rectal exam as well to check from the bottom side to see if things were ok....i had every one in on it too..the doctor thought it would be funny ans so he was in as well.....we had all the stuff laid out for him when he got back to the room..he believed it for like 15 minutes....it was so funny...he came out of the room and gave me this look and said "you"...