>A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> > >pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> > >drunk, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> > >
> > >"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the morning &
> > >pouring down." He slams the door and returns to bed.
> > >
> > >"Who was that?" asked his wife.
> > >"Just some drunk guy asking for a push!"
> > >
> > >"Did you help him?" she asks.
> > >
> > >"No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain
> > >outside!"
> > >
> > >His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we
> > >broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of
> > >yourself!"
> > >
> > >The husband gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
> > >
> > >He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?"
> > >
> > >"Yes," comes back the answer.
> > >
> > >"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> > >
> > >"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
> > >
> > >"Where are you?" asks the husband.
> > >
> > >"Over here..... on the swing!" replies the drunk!!!!