When someone checks out your profile... you go to there page and all it says is...


I am cool

I know mine doesn't say anything... in the process of remodeling! lol

When'd you look at my profile?

I get sick of the profiles where the men talk about past relationships.

yes kitten... those are always swell

And I tire of women who say the same old crap like.......

"Hi. Like, I am 27 years old, I am a sagitarious..which is awesome, I like to hold hands while taking walks on the beach, I love to sing, dance, jump in my underwear, I like to wear men's clothes, I am 6ft 125ilbs....but I am really not, you just have to meet me first, and I will let you see my pics when I see yours and post judgment on you first...even though I am not all that, I am a judgmental prude....blah, blah, blah................"

Yeah. I see that alot. That gets old.

Did you just copy and paste that off someone's profile?

I don't even bother looking at their profiles anymore. I get more than enough vapidity and emptiness looking at the Mutual Match people's profiles....!

Had one this morning where she made a point to mention her "whitty remarks" -- talk about shooting yourself in the foot....

or when the profile is WrItTeN ~ALL~ liKe DIS .*Cause*. that is SOooO Cool! <3

bahaha

No maam. I came up with that in the span of like five minutes.

And Single.......I hate those profiles too. Damn texters.

texters! haha oh god don't get me started

idk my bff jill btw ill brb

Yeah..i just decided to be 100% asshole. I dont even look at the profiles any more. I just look at the pic and send them a message if I think they are hot.

....oh wait, thats what most other people do in here. and I thought I was being original.

so you're figuring it out!

B 4 U go judging those txters, remember dat dis is how U have 2 txt on ur phone so U can write all U Can.

Chicka Boom Chicka Boom Boom Boom (shades of the 60s)

Im trying...I just wanna be cool.