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I am insane, and fun, and not a Trekkie. Actually...I love stage five clingers...cause they make me look so damn normal. very nice! BONUS not being a Trekkie |
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I am sane and fun. excellent and i am sane fun and single cool, i go to Reading, Pa. every other week, see ya monday |
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what are you coming to reading for?
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Are any of them from Oklahoma???
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Heck, I used to BE one. But I gave myself a good lobotomy and now I'm better. Sucks that I accidentally carved out my short-term memory center as well. Crap, what day is it? at least you were able to catch it before it go out of control! Yeah, I wish. |
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Yeah, I wish. we are all a little crazy in our own ways |
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Last stage fiver I had also believed that Morgan Freeman was GOD. Now, I do realize he has "portrayed" God in a couple of films, but trying to explain that to this girl was like trying to convince a Monk to f*ck a Nun......it wasn't gonna happen.
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haha that is pretty rough
I went for coffee with my stage fiver... once he bought me all this crap and insisted on having my home address mmm sorry money can buy gifts but not sanity! |
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Stage 5 Clingers. *shudder*
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Stage 5 Clingers. *shudder* it is a tragedy isn't it! |
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How come we never talk about stage 1-4 clingers? I guess those just aren't that bad. But whoa Momma....Stage Five is like end of the world type stuff.
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Well what would the other stages be?
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it is a tragedy isn't it!
i still love you!!!!! would you please have the restraining order lifted? i can't sit outside your place with my binoculars anymore |
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I have no clue. My thought is that someone decided that stages 1-4 were not critical enough to deem to be world known. But man, we all know about those "Stage Fivers". I'm guessing we could make catagories for 1-4.
Stage 1- Perfect fit for you. Is not crazy, does not believe in weird crap like "X-Files" type stuff. Is somewhat sane, and is all around liked by your friends and family. Stage 2- Almost complete for you. Has work to do. Has some issues with his/her own life, and once those are resolved can move into stage 1 teritory...only after a review conducted by a panel of experts...ie...friends and family. Stage 3- Middle of the road. They are on the fence and so are you. They still believe Elvis is alive, but you are working hard to fix this. Once this is corrected, they can move to Stage 2 where they must spend 4-6 months under observation to see if they have really improved. Stage 4- Hanging on by a thread. They are close to stage 5, but are also close to stage 3. It is up to you if you want to invest time in there lives to move them to Stage 3...or just say screw it and let them go into Stage 5. They here voices, and the voices say that they love you, and they won't be ignored. If you get a bunny rabbit boiling in a pot on your oven...consider this a sign they are too far gone. However, if there is hope....a weekend of lustful sex will help speed the process up to stage 3. How's that? |
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haha that is perfect! i wouldn't have said it any better myself!
i see you as a stage 1 stage 2 but i think that is where most people i know fall.... EXCEPT for toasted! I WILL NOT LIFT IT! |
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EXCEPT for toasted! I WILL NOT LIFT IT!
PLEASE!?! i promise to no longer -drill holes on the side of you house -sneak into the back of your car -hide in your trashcan waiting to say hi -sleep outside your door -call and ask you to lift the blinds -follow you to see who your friends are so i can meet them and become their friends and a few others.. |
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but Elvis IS stil alive....
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My friend IS one of thoes but me, nope. I generaly dont care and the guys i have dated were too egotistical to notice me.
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PLEASE!?! i promise to no longer -drill holes on the side of you house -sneak into the back of your car -hide in your trashcan waiting to say hi -sleep outside your door -call and ask you to lift the blinds -follow you to see who your friends are so i can meet them and become their friends and a few others.. i am calling the police.... |
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Bad boys...bad boys...what cha gonna do...what cha gonna do when they come for you?
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