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| Topic: 2008 Darwin Awards Winner (OUCH) | |
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Based on a bet by the other members of his foursome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.
Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles were in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.  
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....idiot.
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bummer
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holy crap, is this real????
if it is, HOLY S*** |
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lol, classic darwin award...there is a man who will no longer be able to reproduce
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Gene pool just got a bit cleaner!
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lol, classic darwin award...there is a man who will no longer be able to reproduce
I'm glad that you mentioned this. I was about to protest that this couldn't be a real Darwin because the guy is still alive. I always forget that the wording of the award only requires that the recipient have removed him- or her-self from the gene pool. |
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