One day there was these two Oklahoma lions talking one bigger than the other and the little lion asked the bigger lion:
How come your so big?
He said because I eat two Texans a day
The little lion said well I eat two Texans a day too, but I'm not as big as you are
So the bigger lion asked the little lion:
Well how do you eat your Texans?
He said well, I sneak upon em, then I roar real loud, then I jump up and knock em off their horse then I eat em
The bigger lion said:
Well thats what's wrong, when you roared real loud you scared the sh*T out of him, and when you knocked him off his horse you knocked the wind out of him....
Take the sh*t and wind out of a Texan there ain't nothin left but boots and a hat

Ive got to send this to a couple friends in Texas,..funny stuff

Wow, I like that one

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