If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down
>> when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,
first
>> date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
>>
>> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first
>> date
>> that a woman ever had.
>>
>> The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
>> absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
>>
>> She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold... and the guy
had
>> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
>>
>> It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
and
>> truly had never met before.
>>
>> The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed
>> home
>> late that afternoon.
>>
>> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
to
>> realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
>>
>> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the
>> middle of nowhere!
>>
>> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while.
>>
>> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a
>> point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside
>> the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped
and
>> she
>> quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started.
>>
>> In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest
>> against the rear fender to steady herself.
>>
>> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and
>> indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could
>> think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing
>> nature of the situation.
>> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation.
>>
>> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
>> buttocks
>> were firmly glued against the car's fender.
>>
>> Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as
she
>> attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly
>> apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
>>
>> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
she
>> answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a

>> reply
>> that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some
>> assistance!
>>
>> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater
>> and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
>> laughing.
>>
>> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
>> themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
>>
>> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced
>> with
>> a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free
her
>> chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
>>
>> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first
>> place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her
>> free.
>>
>> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to

>> unzip
>> his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience
screamed in
>> laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps
that
>> should be "pants down."
>>
>> And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
>>
>> Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed
>> off.
>>
>> Oh, and how did the first date turn out?
>>
>> He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno
show.