Topic: Chinese Wedding
uk1971's photo
Wed 01/23/08 10:38 AM
A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin.
On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses.
He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten.
I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.
What you want?"
She says
"I wanna try a 69"
He said
"You wanna beef chop suey with bloccolli??????????"

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coco56's photo
Wed 01/23/08 10:41 AM
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nonchalantwendy's photo
Wed 01/23/08 10:43 AM
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Amalie's photo
Wed 01/23/08 10:45 AM
where do you get all this??


thanks for keeping me laughing!

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Wed 01/23/08 10:47 AM
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kojack's photo
Wed 01/23/08 10:50 AM
old joke laugh

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Wed 01/23/08 10:55 AM
Cute...:wink:

Mundote's photo
Wed 01/23/08 12:33 PM
Very funny. Thanks for sharing. drinker