Topic: Chinese Wedding | |
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A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin.
On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses. He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring: "My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?" She says "I wanna try a 69" He said "You wanna beef chop suey with bloccolli??????????" |
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where do you get all this??
thanks for keeping me laughing! |
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old joke
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Cute...
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Very funny. Thanks for sharing.
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