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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 01/23/08 08:09 AM
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This fella walks in a pub, Looks around, Spots a few people sat at a table, walks up to the bar and say's,
"Landlord I'll have a double whisky, give those people whatever they want, and a drink for yourself." The Landlord say's, "Thank you very much sir I'll have a whisky with you." About ten minutes passes and the fella say's, "Same again landlord, Double whisky for me whatever those people want and one for yourself." Again the landlord draws the drinks and thanks him This happens about four times. And the landlord thinks, I'd better tell him owe much he owe's. So the landlord say's to the fellah, "Your bill stands at $32.50p at the moment sir." The guy say's, "Oh! I've got no money." The landlord just flips his lid. Grabs the fellah by the scruff of his neck and the arse of his pants. Slings him through the door and boots him out. A week later the guy walks in the pub again, Looks round, walks to the bar and say's to the landlord, "A double whisky for me, get whatever drinks those people over there want. I'm not getting you one though, because you get nasty when you've had drink."  
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