I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.

~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses
without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

~~~~~

More truths on life. Unfortunately they are true. Funny as hell though.

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