One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.

It was a majestic tribute to the much-loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."

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Giggle....

That's awesome!

That's a good one.

Talking about gynecologists, here's another one:

A gynecologist entered the bar, feeling he really needs some booze to relax him after his all-day routine job.
Suddenly, as soon as he ordered some whisky and started to drink it, an old gipsy woman approached to him: "Hey,pal, you wanna see my black curly one for a buck?"