Dennis Rodman is strutting along the beach, finds a bottle and picks it
up. Suddenly a female genie appears from the bottle. "Master I may grant
you one wish?" says the genie with a smile. "Hey, Witch.... don't you
know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuttin!" barks Rodman.

Then genie pleads, But Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to this bottle forever." Dennis thinks a moment......then
rumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he says "OK, OK....I wanna
wake up with 3 women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!"(giving
the genie an evil glare). Now leave me alone!" he screams as he walks
off.

So the annoyed genie says "So be it!", and disappears back into the
bottle. Next morning, Denis Rodman wakes up and finds Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton in his bed. His penis is gone, his leg
is broken, and he has no health insurance.

ok that was cute.. more please..