They think I'm jokin' .....

I think i got a good idea on what your saying

stevex86 i know its hard to believe but its the lint ball that gets them every time i believe it holds a secret power i have also found many uses for it during foreplay so ill tell you what i dont normally do this but id be willing to sell you an extra lint ball during my special one day lint ball clearance sale for a low low price of 19.95 and if you buy two today ill give you an extra five dollars off the second one thats right you heard me right an extra five dollars off and ill even go you one better if you pay with a credit card you can go to my web sites www.i must be an idiot for buying a lint ball.com or www.lint ball sex.com where we have a vast array of lint ball sex toys we have the ultimate lint ball vibrator with three different speed settings our best seller to date we have the lint ball dildo with different size lint balls for your loved ones pleasure and we just got in our shipment of the new and improved lint ball condoms so order today and tell them tombs sent ya!!!! j/k

you speak of lint balls in jest...there are many things you can do with a lint ball, if you just use your imagination

OMG, Tomb, I laughed so hard on that I choked

What I offer is the courage of my convictions, a free spirit that knows the value of freedom, a healthy self image, my time, my shoulder to cry on,(when needed), my arm in a friendship that's true and unwavering, my ambition to always grow as a person, my sunny disposition when I wake up & face the world each day, my belief that one should always do what they say they're going to do, my realization that I can't "make" anyone happy but only LET them be happy, my self respect which allows me to respect my fellow man (and commmand respect from her/him too),the humility I gain from self reflection, my promise to always be true to myself and last but not least, an invitation to walk with me on life's path, wherever it goes and for however long it last... All that...oh yeah...almost forgot...I got both M&Ms AND cheeto 's

Ummmmmmmm offer.......a crazy canuck.......2 crazy cats....a block of cheddar and 16 bbq peanuts???

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm past dealt with,,, Present in an incredible loving relationship,, So my offer is,,, A open heart a kind word and a slap or two for those who need some kind of awaking....

((((( Mike ))))))

A '79 Ford Pinto and some old eight track tapes..will that do?

Nope, sorry, that doesn't beat lint balls or dust bunnies Well, it might, who's on the 8-tracks?

awright i was hoping that it wouldnt have to come to this but ill throw in a half eaten peanut butter sandwich w/crust two slightly melted jelly beans i picked the carpet fuzz off with my own two hands a rake minus three tynes and a partially eaten acorn that i had to wrestle a rabid sqirrel to get thus proving my ability to provide and courage enough to wrestle the most vicious of beast to do so ..(insert deep southern drawl here)there is nothing to good fer my love and ill even throw in the cut out card board medal wrapped in 100% pure tin foil i made myself commemorating my victory over said vicious squirrel ....

Well any man who'd fight a rabid squirrel for a half-eaten acorn is the man for me! Sold

Well said Suz, well said!!!

I was hoping what I have to offer would become apparent with my posting on the forums, but I suppose maybe not...

Well, I am an Intelligent young man and I try to match my Wit with wisdom and common sense.

I am pretty mild-mannered and have an interesting sense of humor.

I do have a code of honesty and honor I hold myself to despite my easy-going type of life.

I have been doing everything in my power especially within the last couple years to make myself the best I can be for my ideal woman, my one true love (My Vixen). This has included my moral Code and my attempts to lose weight and get in the best shape I can for her.

I can't think of anything else right now... I'll have to get back to you on that I guess.

Trust me Shadow.. that is soooooooooooo the truth with Fade!!!