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George Bush decides to try riding a motorcycle, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the motorcycle uninstructed, turns it on & it immediately roars into motion. As it moves along faster & faster, He begins to fall from the seat. In terror, he grips tightly on the handlebars, but can't get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the motorcycle's gastank, but he slides down the side of the motorcycle anyway. Finally giving up his frail grip, he tries to leap off the motorcyle & throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the exhaust pipes, he is now at the mercy of the motorcycles roaring wheels as his head is struck against the ground, over & over. He is moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, Wendell,the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him & unplugs the motorcycle.
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George Bush decides to try riding a motorcycle, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the motorcycle uninstructed, turns it on & it immediately roars into motion. As it moves along faster & faster, He begins to fall from the seat. In terror, he grips tightly on the handlebars, but can't get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the motorcycle's gastank, but he slides down the side of the motorcycle anyway. Finally giving up his frail grip, he tries to leap off the motorcyle & throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the exhaust pipes, he is now at the mercy of the motorcycles roaring wheels as his head is struck against the ground, over & over. He is moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, Wendell,the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him & unplugs the motorcycle. BRAVO |
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Hah! Love him or hate him, Bush is by far the funniest president to date.
Though if Huckabee wins next, we'll have a serious contender for the title. |
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Chuck Norris wears Mike Huckabee Pajamas!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8 WATCH THAT |
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Dude, I know! I saw that a few weeks ago. Best. Endorsement. Evar!
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Yeah he doesn't endorse... he tells America how it's going to be hahahaha
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I work on Huckabee's campaign down here in tuscaloosa, my teaching pastor's friend was room mates with him in college, which he completed in 2 years, and I'm hoping to get to meet him when he comes through Alabama.
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Ooh, cool!
I'm totally rooting for either Mike or Mit Romney. Both of them would be fantastic. |
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Romney is kind of in a cult.... So I'd rather not have him
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That would be the hair club for men cult
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