> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
> reasons:
>
> 1. I do physical labor.
> 2. I work at great depths.
> 3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
> 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> 5. I work in a damp environment.
> 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
> 7. I work in high temperatures.
> 8. My work exposes me to diseases.
>
> Dear Penis,
>
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
> 1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
> 2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work
> period.
> 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
> other locations.
> 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
> in order to start working.
> 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
> wearing the correct protective items.
> 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
> 9. You are unable to work double shifts.
> 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
> completed the assign ed task
> 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
> exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>
> Sincerely, The Management

omg hahahaha that's freaking hilarious! thanks for the laugh!

Hahahahaha

ohhhhhhh man it's funny because it's so true

lmao that was pretty freakin funny.