A newly wed couple was on their honeymoon. They were very excited so the husband, nervous because it was their first time, began to undress as his new bride watched.

First he removed his shoes and socks. His toes were all mangled and deformed. His bride looked at his feet and exclaimed, "My GOD! What happened to your toes?". He replied, "When I was a kid I had Tolio.". She said, "You mean POLIO, don't you?". He said, "No, this was different."

Next, he removed his pants. His knee's were badly mangled and deformed. His bride looked at his knee's and exclaimed, "My GOD! What happened to your knee's?". He replied, "When I was a kid I had Kneesles.". She said, "You mean MEASLES, don't you?". He said, "No, this was different."

He then removed his underwear. His bride started screaming, "Oh, my GOD! Oh, my GOD!". Confused he said, "What's wrong now?". She said, "I see you also had Smallcox !".

Cute!

Funny lol