MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability
you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a
time, on a hill, in the fog.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things
left over by those who got there first.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands
of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

lol so friggen true!!

good show mate

Those are great!

I hate when people do this one where I live when there is a blizzard. You can't see the line in the road let alone cars coming in other direction till they are like almost in front of you. But you will have someone passing 6 cars just to speed on home.
Funniest thing is when one passed and two mins. later saw them stuck in snow bank on side of the road.

Otherwise