they wont take no for an answer! as a girl telling the JWs that you don't ever wear skirts will get them off your back.. followed by happy holidays =p

I have a friend who one time answered the door naked with a hard on...then last time, he answered the door and pretended to speak in some kind of demonic language (it was really lines from his favorite opera)

u should walk outside with a turban or something lol they would walk away so fast

I personally haven't had the pleasure of having one drop by yet but I have plans

people like to call me when Im sleeping........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh smash smash phone!!!

I had a pair that would beat on my apartment door unmercifully every Saturday morning. After about 3 weekends of ignoring them, I finally got mad enough to snatch the door open and say, "What?!". They asked me if I knew the One and Only True God.
I said, "Of course! My Lord Satan is well known to me!". They ran; they ran away r-e-a-l-l-y fast. I never saw them again. I laughed for a full 5 minutes.

DISCLAIMER: I am not now, nor have I ever been, in league with the Dark Lord, his minions, or any other subordinate forces thereof.

My friend who was pretending to do demon speak said the witnesses almost crashed their cars into each other pulling out of his yard

The jehovahs came to my door and asked me "do you know the one and only true god?" and I said "yes, and he told me not to talk to you!" and I closed the door.

Another of my friends told some "my magic (whatever object they get their info from) said yours is wrong"

i have a message board i like to go to on here and it never fails

get the posts going along an somebody has to im and really have nothing what so ever to say of importance.