Topic: why do you think ur single?? | |
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I snore when i sleep on my back
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I snore when I am sick. In fact, I have scared myself awake sometimes when I snore!
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cuz it is my lot in life
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sometimes i forget to put the seat down,
Sorry Ladies, |
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I can't cook either,
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I would cook well enough for the both of us to be able to survive.
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hmmmm,i can cook like a friggin master chef,im doin somethin wrong,lol
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stop friggin while your cookin
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stop friggin while your cookin |
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Im always late for my appointments,
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if I was late... well....
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if I was late... well.... you crack me up |
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if I was late... well.... you crack me up What? Isn't it a bad thing if women are late? That's what I have always been told..... |
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Im a cover hog
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I give birth to cover hogs....
sadly, not kidding..... |
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Youre late???????????????
It wasnt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I don't like to push the grocery cart,
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I love bacon
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i'm sure i'm not the only one who rationalizes why i'm single.. but i just curious if there really is anything other than luck to finding the special person .. i mean obviously certain things apply like ummm.. if you're CRAZY haha... but idk.. i've heard i'm too independent and guys my age don't like that ect ect.... i just wanted to get other peoples ideas on the subject |
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