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Whe i was 16 i live in seneca mo me and my girlfriend at the time went out goofin off will when we got back to my house i parked my car infrount of my mom's and she couldn't get out will i didn't look at the time just got to the fun stuff will me and her got in my back seat and started playing kinda heavy will it went on and on i didn't know my mom had to work will she went out side to go to work and she couldn't get out so she go's over to move my car and find's my and my girlfriend having sex in the back seat.
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This could very well be the most confusing run-on sentence in the history of ever.
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This could very well be the most confusing run-on sentence in the history of ever. |
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This could very well be the most confusing run-on sentence in the history of ever. Come on this isn't an english class!!! I understood it just fine! |
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Whe i was 16 i live in seneca mo me and my girlfriend at the time went out goofin off will when we got back to my house i parked my car infrount of my mom's and she couldn't get out will i didn't look at the time just got to the fun stuff will me and her got in my back seat and started playing kinda heavy will it went on and on i didn't know my mom had to work will she went out side to go to work and she couldn't get out so she go's over to move my car and find's my and my girlfriend having sex in the back seat. Hey! How about a little punctuation and capitalization here! |
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busted...
mama saw ur shiny little ass did she.... I always told my sons..when i'm not home..what I don't know..I don't know... Now that he is 19 and a Marine..I am happy that I got to see his white shiny ass a few times.... Those days are gone...but I have the memories ...takes u right back to when I was 19... Ur story is funny... |
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Ummm, dude, I need the readers digest version.
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This could very well be the most confusing run-on sentence in the history of ever. Come on this isn't an english class!!! I understood it just fine! yea, could have saved a lot of typing by just saying my mom caught me getting some |
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thats why I type the way I do...
don't have to waste time with..punc and caps.... and easy to read... |
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thats why I type the way I do... don't have to waste time with..punc and caps.... and easy to read... Hey, this here's America ladies and gentlemen. Speak english! |
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thats why I type the way I do... don't have to waste time with..punc and caps.... and easy to read... Hey, this here's America ladies and gentlemen. Speak english! Hell ya OK if u want the short i was ****ing in the back seat and my mom seen my little white ASS... |
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busted... mama saw ur shiny little ass did she.... I always told my sons..when i'm not home..what I don't know..I don't know... Now that he is 19 and a Marine..I am happy that I got to see his white shiny ass a few times.... Those days are gone...but I have the memories ...takes u right back to when I was 19... Ur story is funny... Ya i tryed that and my dad walked in my room she hop's off and my dad see me on my bed nude as can be |
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