Topic: TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FO
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Sat 01/19/08 03:16 PM
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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Sat 01/19/08 03:18 PM
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Sat 01/19/08 03:18 PM

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


Way to go Laura, BRAVO

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Sat 01/19/08 03:22 PM

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


You forgot:

Cry cause they couldn't pee standing up for a day.
Whine because they're bloated.
They sure as hell can't wipe their a&& well, what're they gonna do with a vagina?

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Sat 01/19/08 03:23 PM
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Laura, what do you think us women would do if we had a penis for a day? I would have to go write my name in the snow...bigsmile

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Sat 01/19/08 03:24 PM
7, 3 and 8 all seem pretty realistic.. pretty amazing list right there.. laugh

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Sat 01/19/08 03:24 PM
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Sat 01/19/08 03:32 PM

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Laura, what do you think us women would do if we had a penis for a day? I would have to go write my name in the snow...bigsmile


BRAVO

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Sat 01/19/08 03:33 PM

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Laura, what do you think us women would do if we had a penis for a day? I would have to go write my name in the snow...bigsmile


so truelaugh laugh

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Sat 01/19/08 03:35 PM
yea laura i just love this onelaugh