Topic: For the Redneck in all of us. | |
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Three things you'll never hear a redneck say:
# The tires on that truck are too big. # I thought Graceland was tacky. # Duct tape won't fix that! What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? "Hey, y'all ... Watch this!" Do you know what you get when you play a country song backward? You get your job back, you get your house back, your wife back, your truck back ... |
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and another smack in the chops
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well um im not a redneck so i wouldn't know lol
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thats why i dont listen to country at all cause i dont want anything back.
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