1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

i think a few of them live in my lil town

Sounds like my ex's family

Then maybe they moved up here, got some real winners round here

You anywhere near Corsicana?

north of Dallas by Sherman in a lil farm town, so peachful except these crazy rednecks shooting the place up

I know Corsicana is 2hrs from Dallas, not sure which direction tho. Least thats what I was told. I don't believe anything he tells me anymore.

Hey hire a redneck, they're fun to watch

Hey dont make fun of my neighbors

Trust me they're mine too

Surely seems like you have meet my ex-in-laws...

Awww I guess it makes me one
Have a fridge in garage. But mainly use it for the soda and freezer space. Why the heck do they make freezers so darn small

18. You've ever had to yell "Hey, you kids stop playin with that sheet metal!"

19. Your neighborhood has ever been evacuated due to rust poisoning

thanks ya'll, gotta love those rednecks
Cooly