Topic: TYPES OF NOSE PICKING...
OrangeCat's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:03 AM


Deep Salvage Pick
Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.

Utensil Pick
When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.

Extra Pick
When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery.

Depression Pick
When your sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.

Pick A Lot
What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.

Kiddie Pick
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.
And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back
the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....

Pick Your Brains
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Flick
Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.

Pick And Stick
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Pipe Cleaner Pick
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.


DebbieJT's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:04 AM
funny but disgusting orange lol

OrangeCat's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:05 AM

funny but disgusting orange lol


lol ((((((debbie))))flowerforyou

yes its not right I know lol

DebbieJT's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:06 AM
hows you doing today hun ....seems you got your funny head on lolflowerforyou

lonelyshorty's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:07 AM
thats gross but its funny

OrangeCat's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:08 AM
flowerforyou aint to bad just in one them moods lol

how are u doing

DebbieJT's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:09 AM
doing great as usual lol...its friday the weekends nearly here yi peeee lol

OrangeCat's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:10 AM
lol I took off yesterday and today but great to hear your doing good

jenleah32's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:25 AM
Edited by jenleah32 on Fri 01/18/08 03:26 AM
((((((OC))))))
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
I am dying sweetie....
I am going to need mouth to mouth I can't breath........
Ok now that I have your attention--put the other one up we were talking about----we are still on the phone and you don't want me to yell at you again do you?? bigsmile
LUV YA!!!!:heart: smooched

OrangeCat's photo
Fri 01/18/08 03:28 AM

((((((OC))))))
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
I am dying sweetie....
I am going top need mouth to mouth I can't breath........
Ok now that I have your attention--put the other one up we were talking about----we are still on the phone and you don't want me to yell at you again do you?? bigsmile
LUV YA!!!!:heart: smooched


((((((((jen))))))):heart: luvs ya to glad I could bring a laugh to ya,yeah no yelling at me no more lol smooched

songstress1's photo
Fri 01/18/08 06:00 AM
Edited by songstress1 on Fri 01/18/08 06:01 AM
laugh laugh but wrong in soooo many ways!!laugh

jenleah32's photo
Fri 01/18/08 08:25 AM
Read this one to my son cause he is an avid "picker" he can relate to so many of these especially the "Make a meal out of it" one!!noway sick laugh

Maizy's photo
Fri 01/18/08 11:22 AM
ewwwwwwww noway laugh