Which condom would you use?

Nike: Just do it.

Toyota: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos: The freshmaker

Flintstones Vitamins Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.

Secret: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.

Macintosh: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford: The best never rest.

Chevy: Like a rock.

Dial: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto: Cause hey... you never know.

California Lotto: Who's next?

Avis: Trying harder than ever.

KFC: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola: Always the Real Thing.

Lays: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbells Soup: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr.: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face!

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T: "Reach out and touch someone."

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"

Chevron: Use them? People do.

Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI: For friends and family(Ok that's wrong)

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears Latex: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.

The Star Trek: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

KFC

The one you have in your purse. I'll be right over.

The Carl's Jr.: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face!

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

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