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I had a girl say to me, what would you do if I said I was pregnant. That bothered me, true story. |
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...on a REAL date? no nookie. thats tacky. |
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...on a REAL date? no nookie. thats tacky. ooh hell no i better not get a nocky big nono lol |
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Girls and Guys - do touch if you think you might like them...gestures as simples as a hand on the shoulder put people at ease.
Girls - don't talk about your crazy exes - chances are if you're out with a nice guy they'll be thinking "great, another one of THOSE girls" - we all know that if a girl dates multiple assholes she end up *****ing to her friends about how "nice" you are...then find another asshole to hook-up with. Don't talk about your weird past sexual encounters...I had a girl tell me about some skinhead that wouldn't leave her alone a friend's party. She led him to the bedroom making him think she was gonna ****, told him to get naked and tied a pillowcase around his eyes - then she grabbed a dry dildo from her friend's nightstand and shoved it up his ass...and left him bleeding in her friends bathroom. The next time I saw her she actually asked why I wasn't really physical with her |
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Girls and Guys - do touch if you think you might like them...gestures as simples as a hand on the shoulder put people at ease. Girls - don't talk about your crazy exes - chances are if you're out with a nice guy they'll be thinking "great, another one of THOSE girls" - we all know that if a girl dates multiple assholes she end up *****ing to her friends about how "nice" you are...then find another asshole to hook-up with. Don't talk about your weird past sexual encounters...I had a girl tell me about some skinhead that wouldn't leave her alone a friend's party. She led him to the bedroom making him think she was gonna ****, told him to get naked and tied a pillowcase around his eyes - then she grabbed a dry dildo from her friend's nightstand and shoved it up his ass...and left him bleeding in her friends bathroom. The next time I saw her she actually asked why I wasn't really physical with her wow lol...what you say? |
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Girls and Guys - do touch if you think you might like them...gestures as simples as a hand on the shoulder put people at ease. Girls - don't talk about your crazy exes - chances are if you're out with a nice guy they'll be thinking "great, another one of THOSE girls" - we all know that if a girl dates multiple assholes she end up *****ing to her friends about how "nice" you are...then find another asshole to hook-up with. Don't talk about your weird past sexual encounters...I had a girl tell me about some skinhead that wouldn't leave her alone a friend's party. She led him to the bedroom making him think she was gonna ****, told him to get naked and tied a pillowcase around his eyes - then she grabbed a dry dildo from her friend's nightstand and shoved it up his ass...and left him bleeding in her friends bathroom. The next time I saw her she actually asked why I wasn't really physical with her |
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It's 11:30 at night... we're closing down this little martini bar... and....
"Excuse me, I have to take this... Sheila, what's up, girl? Oh yeah?.." Yep, She's talking on her cell phone like it's the middle of the day. She's not a surgeon. She's not a drug dealer. She had no reason to be on the phone, like, oh my gawd! |
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always wear clean underwear!!!
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Guys what should women do or not do on a first date? Women what should men do or not do on a first date? Definitely smell good had a recent date and that was an issue. The other while talking is of course part of the date let the other one have some input. Don't talk about the ex having had you arrested for stalking. |
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Just me amazing and intoxicate me!!!!
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oops be*
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no sex on the first date?....... how u know if u like them or not. . i'm just kidding. but someone needed the a@# hole line.
some girls expect kissing on the first date. . its true u ask them. |
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Don't shake hands or have "relations."
Do be yourself and have personal bathroom boundaries LOL |
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