You betcha Liz. Come on in.

Okay I know we are supposed to do jokes in the joke colums, but heck this is MY 'place' so I can do what I want right?

I think this is hysterical (ladies enjoy - guys just humor me okay? )


Subj: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN ..........


On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.


One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of
the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails.


Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'



For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.



Then a big ole cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.



He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time........



No one moves.....



He removes his shirt...............



Muscles ripple across his chest..........



She gasps....................................



He whispers....................................



'Iron this...then get me a beer'

Ive heard that before but its still funny

I know .. don'tcha love it ....

good one Judy

wasn't that great? ROFLMAO

bumping this up so when Deb gets exhausted from all the matchmaking she can run in and grab a drink and relax for a few

yepperss... drinks for everyone

oooooh yeah!! party time!!

what can i get ya music??

frozen margarita Thx

I'll take what she's having ...