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| Topic: I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth | |
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Oh, I wish I'd looked after my teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath, All the toffees I chewed, And the sweet sticky food, Oh, I wish I'd looked after my teeth. When I had more tooth there than filling To pass up gobstoppers, From respect to my choppers And to buy something else with my shilling. When I think of the lollies I licked, And the liquorice allsorts I picked, Sherbet dabs, big and little, All that hard peanut brittle, My conscience gets horribly pricked. My Mother, she told me no end, "If you got a tooth, you got a friend" I was young then, and careless, My toothbrush was hairless, I never had much time to spend. Oh I showed them the toothpaste all right, I flashed it about late at night, But up-and-down brushin' And pokin' and fussin' Didn't seem worth the time... I could bite! If I'd known I was paving the way, To cavities, caps and decay, The murder of fiIlin's Injections and drillin's I'd have thrown all my sherbet away. So I lay in the old dentist's chair, And I gaze up his nose in despair, And his drill it do whine, In these molars of mine, "Two amalgum," he'll say, "for in there." How I laughed at my Mother's false teeth, As they foamed in the waters beneath, But now comes the reckonin' It's me they are beckonin' Oh, I wish I'd looked after my teeth.  
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Edited by
2much4u
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Thu 01/17/08 11:35 AM
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that's kinda gross, too, like the farting thing, i don't know which is worse...both
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Yeah but at least this is a warning. I'm gonna go brush my teeth..lol, but seriously!!!!!!!!!
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ha ha ha
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