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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 01/17/08 09:40 AM
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Many banks around the world are very pleased to inform customers that they are installing new ‘Drive Through’ cash point machines, where customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
To enable customers to make full use of these amenities, they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use. Please read the procedures which apply to you, (Male or Female), and remember them for when you first use new machines. MALE CUSTOMERS 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Wind up window. 7. Drive off. FEMALE CUSTOMERS 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine. 3. Re-start the stalled engine. 4. Wind down your car window. 5. Find handbag. Tip all contents onto passenger seat and locate card. 6. Turn down radio. 7. Attempt to insert card. 8. Open the car door to allow easier access to cash machine, due to its excessive distance from the car. 9. Insert card. 10. Re-insert card the right way up. 11. Re-enter handbag to find your diary with your PIN, written on the inside back page. 12. Enter PIN. 13. Press ‘Cancel’ and re-enter correct PIN. 14. Enter amount of cash required. 15. Check make-up in the rear view mirror. 16. Retrieve cash and receipt. 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse. 18. Place cash in purse. 19. Place receipt in back of chequebook. 20. Re-check make up. 21. Drive forward 2 metres. 22. Reverse back to cash machine. 23. Retrieve card. 24. Re-empty handbag and locate card holder. 25. Place card in the slot provided. 26. Drive for two or three miles. 27.Release handbrake. 28.Continue journey.  
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LMFAO
 OMG!! I'm dyin'! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WOMEN ARE LIKE!! I love it!
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OH MY GOD.............IT'S A GOOD JOB U AINT IN A ROOM FULL OF WOMEN RIGHT NOW HUN!!
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IS NOT!!!
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LMAO... I am not that bad when going to drive thru ATMs. But I did go cash my check yesterday and I have to admit a few applied. I did turn down the radio and open my door (but I also took off my seat belt). It's not something I have to do everytime, but seems I got a little farther away than normal. I did have to check my makeup in the rear view mirror.
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right on the spot!!!
if she is blond it would take a lot longer though |
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The only reason that you women are getting pissy is because you've done it! Lighten up and take a joke! Jeez!
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oh ya women are really that bad why is it that men have to stop for directions men are the reason the gps system was invented
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LMAO... I am not that bad when going to drive thru ATMs. But I did go cash my check yesterday and I have to admit a few applied. I did turn down the radio and open my door (but I also took off my seat belt). It's not something I have to do everytime, but seems I got a little farther away than normal. I did have to check my makeup in the rear view mirror. See... at least you can take a joke. Good for you! |
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oh ya women are really that bad why is it that men have to stop for directions men are the reason the gps system was invented Quit takin' stuff so personally! |
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oh ya women are really that bad why is it that men have to stop for directions men are the reason the gps system was invented Quit takin' stuff so personally! COF...you aren't afraid to ask for directions are ya?
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