...But remember there are consequences!
Not sure peolple saw the humor in this last time so I revised it!

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy).* But if she's not, go with sexy because she will beat you down if she thinks you're lying.

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. *If you grab her hand, plan on holding it for no less time than it takes an iceberg to evaporate, or get asked why you stopped.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead. *You kiss her on the forehead, she'll want more. Hope her breath doesn't stink and that is probably why you kissed her on the forehead anyhow.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. *Wait until you two have been going out a while though, this also constitutes as stalking.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. *Unless you're the reason she's mad..........then run!

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. *Unless you have money, then she will simply think you're cheap.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. *Unless you are tagging someone else and not her. Then the majority rule comes into effect.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) *But make sure she sees them!

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. *Unless you did that with another girl the week before, then simply friend will suffice.

10 . Play with her hair. *Unless it's greasy, then do something constructive with it like oil some door hinges.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. *But do not be tempted to pile drive her into the floor. That can cause serious testicle injury when she comes to.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. *It's perfectly acceptable to bring a slingshot for small animals too.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. *Go with funny or shut up. Every girl within 100 mile radius will know you suck at telling jokes if you don't.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. *And as soon as she gets comfortable, you will have to number 1.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. *Obviously whoever wrote this has never been married!

16 . Give her piggyback rides. *Unless doing that will cause some sort of permanent damage to your legs and or spine.

17 . Bring her flowers. *Wal-Mart sells them cheap.

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. *Not sexually though, grabbing her cooch is not acceptable behavior at a 4th of July Party.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. *And don't laugh, women have an elephants memory when it comes to this.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. *Unless you're wanted, then it's a bad idea.

21 . Kiss her in the rain. *Use an umbrella though, no sense in drowning.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her. *If you just want to have sex with tell her then kiss her then claim memory loss afterwards.

Well played

lol

I have comments...

on 5, if you are the reason we are mad, then you better run fast. We will pick up the closest thing and throw it at you.

Yes, women are quite prone to violent bursts such as this. We are all well aware.