Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 6 | |
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Has been married five times and each husband disappeared mysteriously......
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Spend his youth as a Chippendale's dancer
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is really fake dog rug
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uses Rembrandt whitening toothpaste as a facial
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is the lady at the lipstick counter worker
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wears her bra on the outside sometimes (like the woman on Seinfeld)
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makes herself at home in the furniture department of Macys. She takes off her shoes, reads a book, has a snack, brings her blanket and radio...
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mad scientist
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sells stolen watches from the inside of his jacket on street corners.
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mad scientist was for water |
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is stalking water...
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is water's probation office
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is hoping for parole
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arranges one-way trips, so people cant get home
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likes to eat fruit loops naked no spoon
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likes to sit like that on the subway - pisses people off that want to sit down.
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Edited by
Unknow
on
Tue 01/15/08 07:07 PM
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is stalking water... she wouldn't have to stalk me I'd invite her right in.... owns 63 cats |
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likes to cook at my house certified
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Microwaves meals and pretends she cooked over a stove all day
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likes to drive his car over people's lawns
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