Though you hair is all in tangles
And your make up is a mess
And most of what your drinkin
Is spillin down your dress

And to keep from fallin off
Your bar stool’s ‘bout all that you can do
I’ll make my proposition
Cause I’m just as drunk as you,

Let’s do somthin cheap and superficial
Let’s do something that we might regret
Let’s do domethin shabby and insensitive,
This may be the only chance we get.

You’ve got lipstick showing on your teeth
And a runner in your hose
And where you got that cheap perfume,
Well God only knows.


Now I’ll be glad to have you home
long before daylight,
The sun is your worst enemy,
Thank God it’s dark tonight



Sorry guys ,, had to post a funny

haha! thats hilarious!

that was good

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

DAMN

Thought ya'll might need a good laugh on a monday night

lmao very funny

Sorry babe ,, it was th meds !

I enjoyed this

lol!!

OMG I am still rolling.....great poem....

Tommy your a hoot, omg, thanks for the laughter, although I did have many today, what's another pain in my belly,

LOVE IT

Life........on the lighter side.....

Glad you all got a laugh of it. But um,, in my drinking days ,, I've been there.


Try to laugh at least one a day. It's good for ya!

Very cute Tommy....I hope you weren't talking about Laura in that situation.