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Topic: Blonde on Fire
OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Sun 01/13/08 09:26 PM
This blonde called 911, screaming "Help me, Help me my house is on fire". The dispatch said "Mam, please calm down. I need to get some information from you". Again the blonde yelled "Help me, Help me my house is on fire". The dispatch said "Mam calm down, How do we get to your house?". The blonde replied "Duh... In the big red truck".

fastlinnie Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 1993	Sun 01/13/08 09:27 PM


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footloose08 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 94	Sun 01/13/08 09:29 PM
shame

XstriferX Joined Wed 05/09/07 Posts: 208	Sun 01/13/08 09:30 PM
lmao

timmyschillin Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 745	Sun 01/13/08 09:31 PM
That was um.... well umm.... LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sounds like the blonde thought her scratch n sniff tree air freshner around the mirror was a real tree again... yeesh.

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