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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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...man who pees on fire might get "willy" burnt
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
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...no such thing as rape; woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down.
(I READ that somewhere; don't shoot me. Obviously I realise rape is a seriously f*cked up issue. Just covering my a$$) |
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Edited by
prizm99
on
Wed 01/16/08 11:23 PM
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Gay man with Alzheimer's say, " I 'fah-get'."
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