have a good one lonely...and hurry back to bs with us :P

lmao...yea but i'm talking FRUTECAKE....

by the way, i get 2 or 3 of those belly bombers every year...going to
regift them and send them to lg...roflmao

I like the direct,funny aproach...

is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me?

if I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?

if you say something sweet,can I fall in love with you?

if I buy you a drink,will you have me tonight?
that one closer to closing time....lol...

these are just a few,but please don't get me started...

lmao *gets michael started*

gawd no..don't send me any of those, poison lol

LG it's not the gift...but the thought that counts..........

do your legs hurt girl cause they been running through my mind all day

i'll try to remmber that when they get here poison...lmfao


hiya serenity :D how are you this FINE Thursday? lmao

im wonderful and you

i have one helluva headache..but other than that im pretty impressive
today lol

<---- is still taking notes.

now that was a pick up line LG"...good one too...lol...

anything to get a conversation started...

morning loooooooooooooonie :D:D

How's YOU on this FINE Thursday morning?


(did i miss the pickup line??)

WELL, YA READY, MY ROOM, OR YOURS??? MOTEL BAR....WINK!

DO YOU KISS AS NICE AS YOW'LL TALK???

WELL, I WOULD BUY YOU ANOTHER DRINK, BUT WE WOULD BE LATE TO THE
BEDROOM.

THIS PLACE IS REALLY PACKED, YOU GOT SOME PLACE I COULD CUM IN?
YEAH, ITS USUALLY SLAP,,HA HA

YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT HERE AND I DON'T BELIEVE-IT, USUALLY THE
WOMEN DON'T TURN BEAUTIFUL UNTIL CLOSING TIME.

EXCUSE ME, IF I SIT HERE AND BUY DRINKS ALL NIGHT, COULD YOU TAKE ME
HOME?


HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SUN RISE, ON MY FACE? (at beach motel)


You know, your clothes would look really sexy on my bedroon floor......


I HOPE YOUNG GRASSHOPPERS YOU USE THESE WISELY!!!!!

LMAO T

ROTFLMAO @ T

I myself have always liked...I thought you were grounded and suppose to
go to my room..*smiles* its corny but the guys always laugh and says
ok sounds good to me...but then of course I say ummm NOOOO

WHY UNSURE, I HAD NO 'IDEA'............LOL

WHY UNSURE, I HAD NO 'IDEA'............LOL

LOL sorry I do like to surprise a few people now and then

lmao those were good Iam lol