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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma." |
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hahaha, man you just keep em comming dont ya
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i love a good laugh
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dont we all
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it feels great to make others laugh
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Good one Sassy!
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Good one Sassy! thank you |
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lmao ! i will have to try that one !lol
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hey its cheaper then viagra
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hey its cheaper then viagra |
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hard telling
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Aerosol or spray? Just taking notes
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my guess would be aerosol dont have to pump as many times
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my guess would be aerosol dont have to pump as many times Touche' I am soooo not even going to go there |
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my guess would be aerosol dont have to pump as many times Touche' I am soooo not even going to go there awwwww come on why not |
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Also, I 'spose this joke was 'pre Viagra'? I ass ume that you've seen the Viagra commercials Mama?
The reason that I ask is because I'm wondering if there is one particular part of those commercials that makes you laugh as hard (no pun intended) as they make me laugh.... |
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lmao seen some of them, but hard to keep up with them
pun intended |
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Edited by
sassyma
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Sun 01/13/08 01:00 AM
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dang double posts lol
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ROTF.. OK, the part that kills me is "if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your Doctor".
Shouldn't that be edited to read "if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours...CALL SOME FRIENDS" I just crack up every time I see those commercials..!! |
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that is the best thing since sliced bread hahaha good one sass!
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