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Topic: two guys looking for their wives - Hey Redheads
thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Fri 01/11/08 08:16 PM
two guys looking for their wives Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she's a redhead with blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a blue midriff tank-top and white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

sassyma Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 1139	Fri 01/11/08 08:17 PM
two guys looking for their wives Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she's a redhead with blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a blue midriff tank-top and white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." darn knee knockers huh

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Fri 01/11/08 08:18 PM
just like an old fart.

ladyblack67 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 2404	Fri 01/11/08 08:20 PM
hahahahaha

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Fri 01/11/08 08:20 PM
just like an old fart. For real!!!

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Fri 01/11/08 08:22 PM
theres 1 for ya Lady Thanks ya'll Cooly

crickstergo Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 1965	Fri 01/11/08 08:25 PM
Old farts just need a little distractions sometimes.........

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 01/11/08 08:31 PM


sms360 Joined Wed 12/26/07 Posts: 17	Fri 01/11/08 08:34 PM
ahahahah funny but messed up. ahahaha

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Sat 01/12/08 03:17 PM
thanks everbody

Wolfeyes58 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 5114	Sat 01/12/08 06:53 PM
Hey where is she? Which Home Depot?

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Sat 01/12/08 10:34 PM
just got back and couldn't find her either Thanks Robert

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