first i need to say that something will be changed in the gag..seeing that i am italian i will use my nationality just so not to offend anyone...ok..here goes

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a elderly man was driving in southern alabama one sunday afternoon,because he needed to get away from the arguements that he was having with his missus back home..mumbling to himself,he grabbed a cigar from his shirt pocket and lighted it.

but his mind was so pre-occupied with his driving that he dropped it onto the carpetting of the floorboards..taking his attention away from the road,he reached down to grab the cigar..the moment he sat up straight again he noticed that two italians were right in front of his bumper,,and being to late to do anything about it..he hit the two italians,with so much force that one of the men flew..50 feet behind the vehical and the other unfortunate crashed through his windshild and landed in the back seat of the car...

sure enough a few seconds later the town sherrif pulled up behind him..disembarked from his police car,and went to the driver's side window..before the sherrif could speak the old man said....."officer..officer!! i'm so sorry i didnt mean to hit these men"..and the sherrif said..."dont fret now kind sir..the man who landed in your back seat..well i'll charge him for break and enter..and the one who landed in the back of the vehical..well we'll get him for leaving the sceen of a crime.....lollollolol

how'd i dooooo

Very Funny......Don't worry I don't think it would offend most people !

well seeing that it was alabama and stuff,,and the joke did involve black people...i didnt want to make anyone feel offened so seeing that i am italian,,i thought that i should use my speices