Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 5 | |
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But he says he loves me
matched me up with him!! |
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He called me first I gave him you number
She is so gullable |
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stalks Jay Leno |
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likes to drizzle chocolate syrup on her hot dogs
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Still takes the bus because he is afraid of those fast cars
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listens to a police scanner to find out what her ex's are doing
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Hey I do that too
Sells baby powder on the corner making believe it is cocaine |
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Wishes she had snow to shovel
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You know I do!!
Wears lipstick when he races to make the other drivers nervous |
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Volunteered to wear a skimpy top at the starting line to throw my opponents off even further (wouldn't work on the female racers...well, most of them.)
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Has a guv'ner on his race car so he doesn't go too fast (not sure how to spell it) |
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Has a guv'ner on his race car so he doesn't go too fast (not sure how to spell it) I do...it's called a 2.2 Liter 4 cyl. motor! Gonna be on the next "dancing with the stars" |
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I do want to take ballroom dancing lessons tho...
went to goodwill and bought a construction hat and vest and sneaks onto construction sites and drives all the big construction rigs around in circles |
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Screams "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" for no apparent reason at random.
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Never shows his the other side of his face cuz it's missin
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Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaa
never ever steps on cracks |
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Dances with wolves
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dances with wolves too... jus he does it while he's naked.
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Edited by
TravelArranger
on
Mon 01/14/08 06:36 AM
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was raised by wolves
ok the above post is pretty funny |
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OMG!!! I WAS raised by wolves! ... but I don't dance
she has 99 red baloons in her chamber... always. |
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