the was this girl and her mom, they went to the park to walk around. the little girl sees a guy and a girl having sex on a bench so the little girl asks her mom "mommy what are those people doing?" she says to her daughter "well hun there making a cake" well later on in the day they went to the zoo and the little girl saw some monkeys having sex in there cage and the little girl asks her mom "mommy what are those monkeys doing?" and the mom says "well hum those monkeys are making a cake" so by this time it was time to go home and when they got home i guess they went to bed but anyways they woke up in the morning and the little girl goes to the kitchen with her mom and asks "mommy were you and daddy making a cake last night?" mom says "yeah how did you know?" the girl says "well mommmy cuz i licked up the icing" the end



ewwwwwwwwwww i know

OMG

That was just NASTY - but a good laugh though

read it the other day

little sue wants to take the dog for a walk, so she asks her mom if she can. Sue mom say's no, the dogs in heat. Little sue ask's her mom what "in heat" means? Sue's mom replies ask your dad. Little sue runs outside were dad is working under the family car. Little sue asks her dad. " Dad mommy says I can't take the dog for a walk because she's in heat. whats heat? " Dad then gets out from under the car, grabs a rag wets it with gas and rubs it on the dogs butt. Then turns to sue and says you can take the dog out now. Sue smiles and grabs the dogs collar and starts down the drive way. Some time later sue returns home without the dog. Her father aks sue what happend? Sue replied " The dog ran out of gas on the way home and anouther dog is pushing her back."

that was just sick yet i liked it real funny. you have to have a sick sense of humor to appreciate that joke.