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sos wes can grab hold and ride hun But I jest don't unnerstan! I'se sposed to be sum kind of horsey ride an you gonna pull on the reins or sumthin?? Jus' leeve me outta that weird pre-vert stuff! not horsies bebe yus. wes want to rides yu. strandlin yer worm. |
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YEW SICK BUNCH OF COMMIE PRE-VERTS !!
Leave me OUT of yer weird furnicashuns! |
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YEW SICK BUNCH OF COMMIE PRE-VERTS !! Leave me OUT of yer weird furnicashuns! oughta tri it afore yus knock it |
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Ummm.... I'd see you at the stripper contest regardless, love. I entered and already have my number and registration confirmation. I found it on the "one tank trip" link and thought I could use the winnings for another plane ticket... Hows come wommen keep callin' my ears "handles"??
What ar they talkin' 'bout? Ummmm.. I hate to break it to ya.. If they have more facial hair then you they ain't women. Wait.. I forgot where you are. That is an Oregon rule of thumb... Sorry. I suppose there are other ways to tell, from what I hear...but I can't discuss them here. I'll give you a hint though. If you have a sore throat..... |
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The defending champion looks like an older Merle Haggard with really big tit's... My sister does NOT! She's got small ones! If you have a sore throat..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn THAT was funny! |
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Oh my. This is bad. Cars on blocks. Home on wheels. Wifecousin on stilettos. Chicken lites on the babies crib.
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Beer on tap looks good tho
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you ![]() ![]() Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes ![]() And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you ![]() ![]() Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes ![]() And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep ![]() Hey, get in line. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know my command of the English language needs help... and that I could use a make over (so I could be pretty for you)... but you are everything I have ever desired! And I am so willing to learn how to please you ![]() ![]() Oh Please...... PLEASE... say yes ![]() And I promise.. if you say yes, I will still let you have private visits with your sister AND the sheep ![]() Hey, get in line. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Hey now you wommenfolk jus' settle down out there!
Thar's plenty of hump shoulder to go around! ![]() Take the gun rack off the truck baby! We're going to TOWN! |
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Light,
I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard. ![]() |
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Light, I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard. ![]() well...... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Then again... you sure are a pretty lady.. and I bet you are very smart too ![]() ![]() Ok Lilith... if you think it'll work, let's give it a go ![]() |
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Light, I think it just might work. Want to share him? After all, I'm sure we can both still be home in time for dinner. At least, that's what I heard. ![]() That's what you think.. Although the deed itself might only take 13 seconds.. You forget who you're dealing with. Talking dirty means having a conversation while sitting on a pile of fermenting chicken manure. Foreplay is 3 hours of incessant begging, then an odd fascination with your belly button. |
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Ohhh, well I don't like having my belly button touched. That's a dealbreaker.
Light- he's all yours. I'll jist stick, get stuck(ed) with my old man here.... ![]() |
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Foreplay is 3 hours of incessant begging, then an odd fascination with your belly button. Now thet ain't so! Foreplay is a twelver of beer! ![]() |
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I'll jist stick, get stuck(ed) with my old man here.. Ehhh? I couldn't hear you.. I didn't have my seein' glasses on. |
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Foreplay is a twelver of beer! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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